A few weeks ago at church, one of the volunteers shared these jokes as part of a children's talk. They are so bad, that I couldn't help but share them!

Why couldn't Jonah trust the ocean?  Because he knew there was something fishy about it.

What kind of person was Boaz before he got married?  Ruthless.

Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? Samson. He brought the house down.

Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible? Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Did Eve ever have a date with Adam? No. Just an apple.

At what time of day was Adam created? A little before Eve.

Need an ark? I Noah guy.

Enjoy the day!