That was certainly the case for the Shepparton United women’s side during its 24-1 landslide victory against Swan Hill on Sunday.
Ruling the Bendigo Amateur Soccer League Women’s division with an iron fist across the past decade, United continues to smash its own records week in and week out.
The Blues’ most recent performance leaves them on an unfathomable goal difference of 71, having only conceded five goals in seven games this season.
Electric winger Sophie Papalia began the blitz for the Blues, finding the net within the opening 60 seconds of the affair.
Cayla Ruijters followed suit immediately, doubling United’s advantage a minute later.
From then on it was a whitewash, with Malyna Tants providing the only dot on the scoresheet for Swan Hill in the 79th minute.
●A hat-trick courtesy of Britney Scrivens helped Shepparton South conquer La Trobe University away from home on Sunday.
The menacing forward delivered a 90-minute lesson in attacking football, schooling the La Trobe University defence to see her tally reach 14 goals in three games so far.
Alana Scopelliti got the Southerners off to a hiss and a roar, finding the net after three minutes.
Scrivens notched her first just after the half hour mark, and Meagan Webster got in on the action by slamming home her first of the season in fine fashion.
South hit a purple patch in the later stages of the match, with Scopelliti bagging her brace and Scrivens completing her hat-trick within the space of 10 minutes.
●Tatura’s sparkling start to the season has been marred by a string of defeats, the latest an 8-0 drubbing at the hands of Strathdale on Sunday.
Having only shipped three goals at half-time, the Ibises were down, but not out of the contest.
But as five more hit the back of the net, including a hat-trick from threat Lucy Teale, Tatura was sent back home packing.
●Shepparton’s woes continued on Sunday when it succumbed defeat to Epsom at home.
Despite conceding early on, the Reds were alive and kicking until the visitors pounced on defensive errors to kill off the game late in the fixture.
●In other games, Colts United picked Moama Echuca Border Raiders apart to clinch victory 5-0, while Eaglehawk did the business to take all the spoils in a 3-0 win against Spring Gully United.
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