Richard's Ramblings

Chuck Norris vol 3

By Richard Horton

Just because they are still funny :)

Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the entire country of Australia for 44 minutes.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

These seem to be pretty good for a chuckle!

Richard Horton

Shepparton, Victoria