The easy answer would be reigning premier and current AFL ladder topper Brisbane Lions.
Closer to home and in relative terms, the likes of respective Goulburn Valley League and Picola District Football League three-peaters Echuca and Waaia would be in the conversation.
But there is only one correct response.
A fortnight ago, we reported an anomaly in the Murray Football League reserves competition, with Cobram boasting an eye-popping percentage of 2407.7 after three rounds.
That is tiny in comparison to the latest two’s titan.
In the PDFL reserves, Deniliquin Rovers currently sport a jaw-dropping percentage of 43,500 - and somehow it’s not a clerical error, either.
The Rovers have kicked 435 points and conceded only one across three games of footy, surely making it one of - if not the - most dominant teams in the country.
But wait; it gets crazier.
Despite Deniliquin’s staggering percentage lead, it doesn’t even sit top of the ladder.
The Rovers have only played three games due to two byes, meaning they trail Berrigan (4-1) and Waaia (4-0) on points, even though they better the winning average of the next best side in the league by a multiple of 67.
Deni defeated Mathoura 141-0 and Blighty 169-0 before conceding one point in a 125-1 drubbing of Jerilderie, but its gigantic percentage could be in jeopardy this weekend.
The Rovers host second-ranked Berrigan in round six, meaning they’ll have to produce their most hard-nosed defensive effort yet to keep the miraculous streak alive.
Even if it does dissipate on Saturday, how does it rank among the PDFL’s greatest stats?
Country Footy Scores posted an article in 2022 detailing a list of the highest football scores of all time, with the PDFL featuring twice in the top 50.
Tungamah’s 57.30 (372) effort against Wunghnu in 2005 polled at number 31, while the Rovers mustered a monster total of 57.21 (363) versus Wunghnu in 2010, which ranked 46.
