Richard's Ramblings

Christmas Humour 2.0

By Richard Horton

As if one set of Christmas jokes wasn't enough, here are a few more!

How does Santa get his reindeer to fly?  He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!

What does Mrs Claus sing to Santa on his birthday? "Freeze a jolly good fellow!"

How do elves get up into the workshop attic?  The Elfevator.

Who is the most famous singing elf? Elf Vis.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?  He had low Elf esteem.

What do you call a stingy elf?  Elfish.

What do elves learn at school?  The elfabet.

What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs?  Anything you want.  He can’t hear you!

Christmas – the only time of the year you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.

Christmas is coming – don’t get your tinsel in a tangle

Richard Horton

Shepparton, Victoria