Richard's Ramblings

Unusual bucket list

By Richard Horton

I love lists! Lists are awesome. Here is a list of things that you may want to add to your bucket list

1. Wear a shirt that says "Life". Hand out lemons.

2. Buy a horse. Name it "Thunder Takes the Lead". Enter it into horse races.

3. Become a Doctor. Change your last name to Arcula

4. Make vanilla pudding. Put in a mayonnaise jar. Eat in public

5. But a parrot. Teach him to say "Help! I've been turned into a parrot".

6. Go to Sydney. Locate 42 Wallaby Way. Sydney.

7. Change name to Simon. Talk in the third person.

8. Get a walk-in closet. Design the inside like Narnia.

9. Purposely spell word slightly wrong and add to friends Microsoft Word dictionary.

10. Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "it worked!" and run out cheering.