Richard's Ramblings

Fun on a Friday

By Richard Horton

Friday is here!!!! Yay!

Time for some more fun. Let's take a look at some classic dad jokes. Please hold your groans until the end...

  1. I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts
  2. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
  3. I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
  4. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
  5. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
  6. I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
  7. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
  8. 5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.

Enjoy your weekend and go well.